dancing up a storm
Monday, August 09, 2004
Happy NAtional DaY evryone!!
hahas morning evryone...my pig cousin is still slping..hahhas..nth ta do xcept to wait fer her wake up so i tink i might as well cum here and blogg..
hmmz..lemme see..i watched the guru n the basic yestdae after bloggin e prev entry..hahas...e guru damn farnie...its about tis guy fr india who is obsessed wif grease n thus wenta learn dancein...den he came ta america tried ta find a dancing career bud cldnt i tink..n wanted badly to appear on tv or sumthing so he can be famous n so he faked to be a guru...whom is a philosopher who gives advice on sex n many pple will cum n attend his so-called functions.evry1 will be below e stage n swaying to e tune while e guru talk abt sex lyke.."sex make e world go rnd" n lots more larh...hahahs...damn farnie.. ting n i were lyke laughing hysterically..omgawd got stomach cramp after tt..hahas den the guru became very famous n rich cos e pple dere r lykee..err...weird alwaes tinkin bout sex..n halfway he met tis ger...whom is a pornstar n dey fell in love bud she also another fake, bluffed tt shes a schoolteacher....so cutee...e story goes on n on very nice..ure shld try to find e dvd or sumthing ta watch..can laugh till u drop man..sheesh..n in e last part rite e couple fight over e issue tt dey cheated each other abt their identity...so e guru felt ashamed n decided nt to deceive any1 anymor so he confessed durin a tv interview...while his gerfren was bout to get married with a guy,rusty i dunno hu bud hes a HOMO!!arghh hahas...he even called e guru to ask fer advice when hes abt ta get married lols cos he saed he dun lyke e ger n miss e hoseman guy whom he lyked hahas...so when e supposedly gonna get married couple were exchanging their vows e guru n hoseman barged in ahahs...e guru damn sweet lols...he saed"....my heart beats fer e lady up dere..n i came to find out whether her heart beats fer me too?"hahahs...n den dey embraced each other..hmms...n nw is e gay turn's to sae sumthing omgAWD.....damn gross larhh..n he saed" rusty, my heart beats fer u tooo" bleahx...soo mushy n dey too run towards each other, e hoseman even looked into rusty eyes n saed"oh my ducky ducky" or wadev larh n den dey hugged, kisssed..so farnnie...hahahs..ure shld go n watch tis i luvvv it..n den watched another show, the basic, yarh a show by john travolta n other actors damn nice got alot of twists n surprises..wells go n catch tis movie its damn nice..n ya gonna be bewildered by its abrupt ending...hahas...
five and a half stars fer both movies sheesh...i can go n be a movie commendator lex..lols..
heez was supposed to slp at 3sumthing.am. bud ting cldnt slp wif e lights off n me cldnt slp wif lights on n in e end we kinda ended up staying up..wif e lights on..see i m a nice person den i damn stupid larhh...i tot yest nite was full moon cos i saw tis supposedly moon on e window larh..n ting was lyke its e reflection of e light larhh n we started laughin at my mistake..guess i m too tired tt i go bonkers??hehehs..we lie on e bed n started toking bout lots of thingys.so farnie half of e time i was mumblin..hahas..bud we ended up hving a pillow fight..lols..bth were quite violent...hahes..den after tt we tok until 5am n eventually dozed off...n apparently she hdnt waken..yarhh...newae goin ta ndp parade later meeting my family at kallang mrt station at bout 2pm hahas..heard tt dere is shuttle bus dere to bring us to e stadium yeh hopefully can find good seats..hmms...we abit kiassu larhh..were supposed ta b seated by 5.30 bud went dere so early..hahas..my parents afraid tt we cant get any seats yups..lols..hv a nice dae..ciaoossy